Laughter, the best medicine....

[ShadowScar_BlackWind]

i want to hear things that will make me laugh.... so i decide to open a thread that contains things that make me laugh....

this one:
In Israel to cover the fight, a young reporter decided to look for a human interest story.
In Jerusalem, she heard about an old man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!
"Sir", she asked, "how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"
"For 50 years."
"What do you pray for?"
"For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
"How do you feel after 50 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a wall."

your laughter would be? :wink:

[JinKaze]

Probably gonna be locked...oh well, here's somethin I read at school:
There were two very sick men at a great hospital, both of them in the same small room. One man was allowed to sit up for an hour each day, while the other man had to lie flat on his back. The man that was allowed to sit up was apparently facing a window that faced the whole of the city. Each day he described the beautiful scenery outside to the man who was lying on his back. The man lying on his back loved every bit of it, and could imagine everything the man described perfectly, although he was filled with jealousy, as he wanted to sit next to the window. One night, the man next to the window woke up with a hacking cough. It got worse and worse until the man dropped dead. After he decided it was humane, the other man asked to be moved to the bed by the window. Painfully and labouriously, he lifted himself up to see the beautiful scenery.

He was facing a blank wall.

[Chronuss]

...tell me why Sea World has a seafood restaurant?? halfway through
a fish burger and I realize, "Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow
learner."

[Kyuu]

Ah yes... indeed... laughing is very healthy. It's good for the mind.

Whenever I go into the chat, I always manage to find something to laugh about.. :P :D :twisted: :twisted:

[beautiful nightmare]

i agree with kyuu laughter is a good medicine. though not really in a physical way atleast in a psychological way.

it also helps a lot when youre troubled about something. laughing makes you forget about the thinking your worried about even for just a few minutes or maybe even hours.

[Frozen Shade]

A man dies and goes to Hell. Satan is showing him around, asking him what room he would like to chose to spend the rest of Eternity in.

Satan opens up one door and shows the man a beautiful room. There is a beach, a setting sun and a lawnchair with a gorgeous supermodel and a keg of icecold beer beside it.

The man excitedly exclaims; "This room! I pick this room!"

Satan shows him inside and shuts the door with a satisfied smirk on his face. A Demon notices that Satan is laughing and approaches him, saying; "I don't see what's so funny. That room doesn't exactly look like a bad place to be for the rest of your life."

Satan slings an arm around the Demons shoulder and says, with a smirk; "The Keg has a hole in it and the woman doesn't."



XD


Ok. That was probably rude, but I love that joke.

[Kyuu]

"The Keg has a hole in it and the woman doesn't."


Oh that's fine... just kill her and drill some new holes... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Otherwise, there's always the keg.

[Big The Cat Number 4]

There is already a thread like this. ;)

http://www.anime-forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=32056&start=0

*report*

[DistantSamurai]

Laughing is definately a GREAT MEDICINE. its so fun.

things that make me laugh:

random things
funny indoendos
jokes obviously
funny stories
myself being a total klutz
funny tv shows
constantly pessimistic and satire people
dave chapelle show
stand up comedy
watching cheerleaders freak out

and alot of other stuff.^_________^ I LOVE TO LAUGH. and the best is when you are laughing at yourself.^_________^

[ShadowScar_BlackWind]

i thank Hybrid Countdown for unlocking my thread!....
i also thank everyone.....

i have a this one:hope you like it.....

Mother to schoolteacher:
"My son Harold is a very sensitive child.
If you need to punish him, just slap the boy in the next seat.
That will frighten Harold." :lol: :wink:

[ouijaouija]

Yes laughter is the universal medicine. When you laugh your brain releases serotonin i think, which makes you happy.

Ever seen laughter therapy on TV? A room with 30 people just lauhging for the hell of it. It's so funny to watch :lol:

It is so funny!!!

[Pacifica.]

Sorry to open up an old thread butsss its so true! when im feeling depressed and i go chat with friends and they make me laugh it feels so good ^_______^

Anyone seen the david chapelle show? heheh its fooney :D

[ShadowScar_BlackWind]

Sorry to open up an old thread butsss its so true! when im feeling depressed and i go chat with friends and they make me laugh it feels so good ^_______^

Anyone seen the david chapelle show? heheh its fooney :D

lol!.... :lol: yah! if you are depressed you can't imagen things right but do you know that after feeling depressed you can feel that things are almost perfect, i don't think if you agree with my idea, i say this because i've experience it.... :wink:

[Pacifica.]

Sorry to open up an old thread butsss its so true! when im feeling depressed and i go chat with friends and they make me laugh it feels so good ^_______^

Anyone seen the david chapelle show? heheh its fooney :D

lol!.... :lol: yah! if you are depressed you can't imagen things right but do you know that after feeling depressed you can feel that things are almost perfect, i don't think if you agree with my idea, i say this because i've experience it.... :wink:

Hmmm....could you rephrase that i didnt really understand sorriE!

[Chun Li]

i love laughter...!!!


ohh summin that made me laugh


in friends when its Emma first birtday and monica goes to chandler

"heres what we're gonna do...im going to RAM this platter into ur ribs and u'll scream out real load and wake up Emma..."

Chandler " im not going to vermont with this monica"..


lol sooo funny

[Bataeu]

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Tiny.
Tiny who?
Tiny f*cked a stump!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[anidesire]

laughing is great madacine i love laughing, just so....fun i gues :D

heres a joke i heard long ago, i hope its still funny

Their is a guy who can not say things correctly, so he mixes up words, so one day he wants to go shopping, he goes to a candy shop and says "can i have some bum?" the clerk says "you mean gum?" ..guy says" yea gum! thats it!!"..so he has gum and hes walking along and sees this cute Cocker Spanueal Dog he goes in and says " can i have the **** and spank it?"..so the women gives it to him after she told him the right name of the dog, so anyways hes walking along he sees a bucket in a hardware store, so he goes in and says "can i have the ****et?" clerk says "bucket?" guy says "yeah yeah that!!" so he gets the bucket and all of a sudden the cocker spanueal dog runs loose so he goes to a person and says " hold my bum and ****et while i find my **** and spank it"

it may be funny it may not :lol:

[KyjL]

The only problem is that it's harder and harder to laugh your ass off without offending somebody :?

[ShadowScar_BlackWind]

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Tiny.
Tiny who?
Tiny f*cked a stump!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...... the only funny thing is when you laugh bro.... i kind a imagined some other things when i read it.... no hard feelings bro but it sure funny.... :lol: :lol:

for Pacifica The Guardian....
what i suppose to mean is that when you feel happiness, sadness comes on the way, when you feel sadness, happiness comes on the way... for short, vice versa... :wink:

[Bataeu]

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Tiny.
Tiny who?
Tiny f*cked a stump!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[color=darkblue] :lol: :lol: :lol: ...... the only funny thing is when you laugh bro.... i kind a imagined some other things when i read it.... no hard feelings bro but it sure funny.... :lol: :lol:


That's out of the House Of 1000 Corpses DVD... I don't really know what that means... but it is funny when u see it, coz they do it in Spanish, and they stuff it up half the time... It's hilarious...

[TaronWarrior]

laughing is great madacine i love laughing, just so....fun i gues :D

heres a joke i heard long ago, i hope its still funny

Their is a guy who can not say things correctly, so he mixes up words, so one day he wants to go shopping, he goes to a candy shop and says "can i have some bum?" the clerk says "you mean gum?" ..guy says" yea gum! thats it!!"..so he has gum and hes walking along and sees this cute Cocker Spanueal Dog he goes in and says " can i have the **** and spank it?"..so the women gives it to him after she told him the right name of the dog, so anyways hes walking along he sees a bucket in a hardware store, so he goes in and says "can i have the ****et?" clerk says "bucket?" guy says "yeah yeah that!!" so he gets the bucket and all of a sudden the cocker spanueal dog runs loose so he goes to a person and says " hold my bum and ****et while i find my **** and spank it"

it may be funny it may not :lol:

LMAO! Funny stuff ^____^ I think I have a joke, but class is over, so I gotta run. I'll post it later!

[Bataeu]

A grade 5 teacher was trying to get her class to use bigger words, and decided it would be a good idea to get them to use words in a sentence. One morning she stood before the class and said, "Who can use the word contageous in a sentence for me?"
The entire class went silent. The teacher was a bit worried until one little boy raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Well, on the weekend our fence blew over, and when our neighbour tried to fix it, Dad said It's gonna take that contageous to put it back up..."

[TaronWarrior]

A grade 5 teacher was trying to get her class to use bigger words, and decided it would be a good idea to get them to use words in a sentence. One morning she stood before the class and said, "Who can use the word contageous in a sentence for me?"
The entire class went silent. The teacher was a bit worried until one little boy raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Well, on the weekend our fence blew over, and when our neighbour tried to fix it, Dad said It's gonna take that contageous to put it back up..."

Lol! So many good jokes! I actually had to think about this one though, lol. I'm slower than most people, but it's all good ^______^

So many funny people on the forums. It's a good place to be.

[Sarah In The Shadows]

A grade 5 teacher was trying to get her class to use bigger words, and decided it would be a good idea to get them to use words in a sentence. One morning she stood before the class and said, "Who can use the word contageous in a sentence for me?"
The entire class went silent. The teacher was a bit worried until one little boy raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Well, on the weekend our fence blew over, and when our neighbour tried to fix it, Dad said It's gonna take that contageous to put it back up..."

Lol! So many good jokes! I actually had to think about this one though, lol. I'm slower than most people, but it's all good ^______^

So many funny people on the forums. It's a good place to be.

I agree...this forums is a good place to be ^^

Lol, I liked that joke...I am slow as well so it took me a bit but tis so funny. :lol:

[Sarah In The Shadows]

laughing is great madacine i love laughing, just so....fun i gues :D

heres a joke i heard long ago, i hope its still funny

Their is a guy who can not say things correctly, so he mixes up words, so one day he wants to go shopping, he goes to a candy shop and says "can i have some bum?" the clerk says "you mean gum?" ..guy says" yea gum! thats it!!"..so he has gum and hes walking along and sees this cute Cocker Spanueal Dog he goes in and says " can i have the **** and spank it?"..so the women gives it to him after she told him the right name of the dog, so anyways hes walking along he sees a bucket in a hardware store, so he goes in and says "can i have the ****et?" clerk says "bucket?" guy says "yeah yeah that!!" so he gets the bucket and all of a sudden the cocker spanueal dog runs loose so he goes to a person and says " hold my bum and ****et while i find my **** and spank it"

it may be funny it may not :lol:

Hahaha I love that joke...I've heard it before but it always keeps me laughing!! Good one! :lol:

[Pacifica.]

A grade 5 teacher was trying to get her class to use bigger words, and decided it would be a good idea to get them to use words in a sentence. One morning she stood before the class and said, "Who can use the word contageous in a sentence for me?"
The entire class went silent. The teacher was a bit worried until one little boy raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Well, on the weekend our fence blew over, and when our neighbour tried to fix it, Dad said It's gonna take that contageous to put it back up..."

i still dont get it...

[Bataeu]

i still dont get it...

Um... I can't explain it without swearing, but he used the word contageous because his Dad said "It's gonna take that c*nt ages to put it back up"...