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Pinky The Blue Flamingo
06-23-2008, 10:33 PM
watermelons that is!
So yeah, this year i have atempted my very first container garden, of sorts.

why containers? if you have ever tried to plant anything in georgia clay, you know the answer.

dispite being fairly cramped my sugar babies are doing great! they went from tiny 5" tall plants, to sprawling nearly four feet from one side to the other in a couple of weeks.

i'm seeing some blossoms forming and i expect them to open up anyday now ^___^

with any luck i'll have some nice 10lb+ fruit but the end of the summer

Quul
06-23-2008, 11:24 PM
Mmm delicious melons! ^_^ I'm sure they will be great. Wow, I didn't know you lived in GA too, Pinky.

kidanarchy
06-24-2008, 02:07 AM
With watermelons, you should cut a hole in the top and in the side. Fill the top hole with pure grain ethanol and the hole in the side will let the water drain out. Eat the watermelon and get shitfaced. Then grope Ryan's ass and/or Pinky's/Quul's melons and make a lame pun about how melons are like breasts.


XD

motley crue
06-24-2008, 02:15 AM
A little garden, how cute.

kidanarchy
06-24-2008, 03:43 PM
"In the Garden of Eden babeh...Don't you know that I'll always be tru-ue!" XD


I love your melons pinky.

Pinky The Blue Flamingo
06-26-2008, 10:24 PM
I have fertilized melons!
the overies are getting all swollen, i've counted five so far, squeee!
btw this is what they look like, see the overy beneth the flower? i'm prbably way to excited about this XD

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/5833/watermelon20female20flode0.jpg

Johnny Uncouth
06-27-2008, 03:09 AM
The heavy rain killed everything in my garden. At least there is new life in new gardens out there.

sl33py
06-27-2008, 04:46 AM
I have fertilized melons!
the overies are getting all swollen, i've counted five so far, squeee!
btw this is what they look like, see the overy beneth the flower? i'm prbably way to excited about this XD

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/5833/watermelon20female20flode0.jpg

Oh boy that sounds wrong. XD

Anyways, congrats on the melons, don't forget to send all of us some when you harvest them?:devious:

kidanarchy
06-27-2008, 01:08 PM
my overies are getting all swollen, i've counted five so far, squeee!
i'm prbably way to excited about this XD





You sure do love to talk about ovaries don't you?



I'd show off my garden but unfortunately nothing in my garden flowers.

Pinky The Blue Flamingo
07-09-2008, 05:22 PM
OMG!

my lil' babies are getting so big, they're the size of grapes now XD

i wonder how long it'll be before they're ripe.

Kama
07-09-2008, 06:09 PM
I never knew watermelons can be so ero--- o.o

Jaezn
07-10-2008, 06:34 AM
damn.

now I want a garden. ;_;

Lif
07-14-2008, 03:46 AM
"In the Garden of Eden babeh...Don't you know that I'll always be tru-ue!" XD

About time someone quoted good music.

Toraya
07-14-2008, 08:34 AM
I have an entire vege patch, it has onions and leeks and tomatos and broccoli and melons and pumpkins and herbs and potatoes and assorted things. But i've never gotten any fruit out of my melons, or pumpkins for that mater and the plants look quite similar...
Dunno, maybe the bees in my area don't like them, the tomatos spew fruit so there must be insects around somewhere...

Gamma
07-16-2008, 09:13 AM
Pinky, come work your magic on my tomatoes. I'm experimenting with growing them upside down and it's not going well at all. Not even a blossom yet and its been two months!

rakano
07-16-2008, 09:20 AM
lol sucha funny title you got there ...it's almost as if you were talking about something else

Pinky The Blue Flamingo
07-22-2008, 06:26 PM
a freaking hail storm has destroyed my watermelons...

they are on one side of the yard and the planter is on the other. maybe i can save them but i'm not too hopeful...

Flemmes Felares
07-22-2008, 06:38 PM
Always next year I guess? But yes, huge bummer.

kidanarchy
07-22-2008, 10:23 PM
Awww, I was so looking forward to cupping your melons and weighing them my dear.