Clayton
02-07-2009, 04:28 PM
Are you evil? Sadistic? Sick in the head beyond all human comprehension?
Then Legends from Darkwood is for you. You see there is a town near the edge of a magical forest where unicorns live. Beautiful unicorns. Unicorns who can only be tamed by the touch of a pure maiden.
And the local town is prosperous because of the unicorns. No, now because of their clensing and magical influence. It's because they hunt the unicorns (also called Meat Ponies) for food. Apparently they're the best tasting food int he world. And they are brutally and visciously slaughtered by a young girl found in a swamp (she was biting the head off a fairy at the time) and raised by the town's leader.
Meanwhile the leader's daughter, secretly raised to hunt unicorns finds out about this (perhapse her father shouldnt' have suggested a nice big unicorn meal after she was told) and is disgusted by the killing of unicorns and decides to put a stop to it.
At the same time another unicorn makes a deal with a demon (after eating a human. Apparently rabbits try to do it all the time but they're not big enough to eat a whole human) to become bigger, flesh eatin, and fire breathing so he can get revenge for all the slaughtered unicorns. Of course the first thing he does is accidentally kill a fellow unicorns, but hey, accidents happen.
Then Legends from Darkwood is for you. You see there is a town near the edge of a magical forest where unicorns live. Beautiful unicorns. Unicorns who can only be tamed by the touch of a pure maiden.
And the local town is prosperous because of the unicorns. No, now because of their clensing and magical influence. It's because they hunt the unicorns (also called Meat Ponies) for food. Apparently they're the best tasting food int he world. And they are brutally and visciously slaughtered by a young girl found in a swamp (she was biting the head off a fairy at the time) and raised by the town's leader.
Meanwhile the leader's daughter, secretly raised to hunt unicorns finds out about this (perhapse her father shouldnt' have suggested a nice big unicorn meal after she was told) and is disgusted by the killing of unicorns and decides to put a stop to it.
At the same time another unicorn makes a deal with a demon (after eating a human. Apparently rabbits try to do it all the time but they're not big enough to eat a whole human) to become bigger, flesh eatin, and fire breathing so he can get revenge for all the slaughtered unicorns. Of course the first thing he does is accidentally kill a fellow unicorns, but hey, accidents happen.