]The Vault[

Grandma wakes me up the other day for some help in the kitchen, noticed my arm is hanging over the side of the bed.

"Templar you shouldn't let yourself hang over your bed like that."

"Why not grandma?"

"Becuase the devil will take what you give him at night while you sleep..."

O.O

"Grandma you must have had a messed up childhood."

Her eyes narrow.

"The days of old ...

So we had our monthly review for work the other day, kind of a potluck event.

All 25 or so employees were there and i got employee of the month. My boss is a 15yr USMC vet and its rare that i see him and even less frequent that he ventures to my neck of the woods to offer praise.

Well basically the funny bit comes when i was receiving my award, i had reached into the cooler and grabbed a coke, and my hand was sopping wet from the half melted ice/water filling the container. ...

Was driving along on a less traveled route on patrol today.

There was a gentleman on the corner of an intersection as i stopped, and just as he saw me he shouted from the other side of the street,

"****you PIG!" then of course brandished his middle finger.

I waved back and said politely,

"Thanks very much, vote Democrat!"

and drove off without skipping a beat.

Idk, if anyone here has ever seen Generation ...

I was at work the other day and i got a call i dont get too often this time of the year; 10-95 which is mentally unstable individual. Found out a few minutes later it was some homeless lady walking around the compound with some kind of used sex toy, shoving it in peoples faces trying to sell it.

Upon approaching i noticed it was someone I've seen before, a female, definitely more crazy than usual females.

As i got close to her she screamed out in almost a panic,"Oh ...

A lot of people throw the term "kid" around on the internet as if it were an insult. Whether it be known or not what your age is, a lot of people think its the immediate word to spark someones rage. I tell you now, I could care less when someone throws that at me, why?

 Spoiler

Because its true and i dont give a poo n.n