Oh Snap.

1. Click

2. Sit back.

3. Chill.

You're welcome.

One Eyed Teddy you would never tell. The location of my stash. Everytime I fapped. That time I cried myself to sleep. When I woke up screaming. All those times I lied and you stayed silent. All those melancholy years we went through. £8 minus postage and shipping, still can't believe I ebayed you. ;.;

So I go for a smoke in the morning and this is just before the bastard kids (figure of speech, I have no idea what their parentage sitch is. Or care) have set of for school so everything is covered in all the fluffy, reletively unspoilt pure candyfloss awesomeness. Kinda like Taylor Swift before she started dating that guy from One Excretion. Even the centre of the road just had 2 streaks where all the drivers had just traced each others line.


Anyway, my naigbour who lives opposite ...

What the **** is up with all these blogs ending with question marks and having comments disabled?

So, I am making scrambled eggs and as I’m going to get some chives and cheese to add to the almost done mixture, I decide to grab a can of baked beans to pad out my snack into a meal. As I pull on the ring to open it, the ring decides to come off but the lid stays intact. I'd never had this happen to me before, so I reach for a can opener and the closest thing to hand was this antiquity...

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