Rusted-Blade666

For the past month and a half, every day I glanced outside the kitchen window at a tree which hangs over the back stairs. It stands less than a metre away from the window and nestled within the branches was a birds nest. Aww...

It's like watching a nature documentary, watching each day as the eggs cracked open, seeing the little tiny beaks reaching out and chirping in strained high cries. I watched as the bald, pink little chicks grew dense grey fur and began stumbling around the nest ...

Well I'm off to a good start aren't I? First ever blog post and I'm already complaining. But well, I'm sure you will enjoy this, possibly even squirm. Who knows, whatever let's get on with it.

Have you ever heard your flesh sizzling? You ever heard that sound like bacon in a pan and realized that it wasn't bacon, it was you? I did today.

I'm typing this without the use of my right index finger which is stinging like hell because I got a nasty burn there. It happened in ...