bouncy_soul

Hey yall
so today i walked for hours, and finished off with a lonnggg sprint and three fast laps around the track,
Then i made a group goal to lose two pounds this week, also, im gonna try zumba, hahaa, yeah, let dead dogs lie, but my friend is begging,
It goes down with silly bandz, aeropostle and justin bieber

Annnddddd
i just found out that my brother and his wife are gonna have another baby!!!!!
ill have two nieces and hopefully a nephew ...

Updated 10-03-12 at 10:47 PM by bouncy_soul

Tags: alabama, cliff jumping, pregnancy, running

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So ,,, which is better? Peanut butter? Or nutella?

Nothin to see here folks, move along

I was at the library yesterday and i was looking in the kids section,,, there was a bunch of hentai on the shelf,,, and these 10 yo boys were crowded around it, ugh,, how did it get there!?!?!
I showed them to the librarian, she was like, 'there just comic books!?'
I opened the page and it was a nude girl covered in whipped cream, ,,, the lady turned white, hahaa, it was theyre fault but those kids were mad at me, who cares what twerps think though, haha, they said they would gangbang ...

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My friend has a cold (wow how fascinating)

And she took nyquil,
ever since we were lil tots she would go loopy when she took nyquil,
and she also has a huge crush on a guy,(get to the point woman!!!)

And she (in her nyquil induced state of mind)
sent him n email saying:
Hey micheal, im horny
I wish you were squeezing my (.)(.) Right now

And she forwarded it to like, 20 people, then micheal replied
uh, ,,sorry, ...

Tags: email, nyquil, scumbag

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