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Oh Snap.

Eye Stye With My Little Eye.

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Oh Snap.
, 03-04-13 at 03:31 PM (1554 Views)
  
So I've got an eye stye. Probably for the second or third time in my life as I'd completely forgotten what little bastards they can be. I got the feeling I had glass in my right eye about three days ago, mild itching and a reddish upper eyelid.

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stye/Pa...roduction.aspx

After getting sound medical advice (I googled 3 sites and also read the wiki on the subject) I diagnosed it as an eye stye under the upper lid and proceeded with treatment. This basically consisted of 'deal with it Quasimodo' and applying hot eye compresses. Which is tedious as **** and I always manage to scald my self at the first attempt.

This relieved most symptoms except the swelling which got worse, but this was expected at day 2/3.

And then yesterday night. Holy ****ing sh1t. I woke up to be greeted with searing, burning pain. It felt like I'd been stung directly in the eye by a wasp (I'm guessing retribution for the great Wasp Holocaust of 09. I almost burnt the garage down but I got most of them) who then pepper sprayed me. Things were touch and go for like 10 minutes, but I managed stick my head under the shower long enough to stop crying.

Still some redness and swelling but I feel a lot better. I was told there's eye drops for this that speed up healing, but screw it, I'm over the worst. Probably.

tl;dr - Oh, your time is that precious in it? Begone child.

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Updated 03-06-13 at 02:42 AM by Oh Snap.

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  1. Elfa's Avatar
    I think I had that before...hated it. I used to be scared to look at myself in the mirror.
    I hope you are better now Snap. I hope you recover fast. :3
  2. Zer0's Avatar
    Oh I've had this before, but I haven't gotten anything like that ever since.


    My superstitious family says it happens when you lie to someone pregnant. And what do you know I did at that time xd.
  3. Struggler's Avatar
    Eye herpes.
  4. The_Archangel's Avatar
    I've never heard of that before. And I've never had it, but after googling it I hope I never get that lol.
    Updated 03-04-13 at 05:36 PM by The_Archangel
  5. ProtoManX's Avatar
    [QUOTE=Struggler;bt16288]Eye herpes.[/QUOTE]This is why you don't do amateur gay porn.
  6. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    Pfffff, like working conditions are that any better in professional gay porn.

    Stop being a snob, Proto.
  7. Struggler's Avatar
    Snap would know.
  8. FullMetalFangirl's Avatar
    I had a stye a couple weeks ago and it was extremeeeeeelllyyy annoying. Feels like a freaking piece of sand constantly in your eye.

    A warm compress helped.
  9. Struggler's Avatar
    I had lasik surgery and it felt like someone shoved funnels under my eyelids and poured a mixture of sand and glass shards into them.

    Come at me, bro.
  10. vessicator's Avatar
    cut it out
  11. Struggler's Avatar
    Eyepatches are pretty cool.
  12. The_Archangel's Avatar
    So are acrylic eyes, since there is no cybernetic ones yet.. then one can only settle for those.

    -_-
  13. ProtoManX's Avatar
    [QUOTE=Oh Snap.;bt16294]Pfffff, like working conditions are that any better in professional gay porn.

    Stop being a snob, Proto.[/QUOTE]
    I like my gay porn with some production value
  14. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    Those sets are gay as hell.

    And my stye burst during the night so when I woke up it felt like someone had super-glued my eye shut.

    All is well.

    Eyepatches are pretty cool.
    Yeah, but then you have to have a limp amputated and things escalate from there.
  15. Struggler's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Oh Snap.
    Yeah, but then you have to have a limp amputated and things escalate from there.
    Bah! Go the one-eyed samurai route, rather than the pirate one, and you're good.
  16. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Struggler
    Bah! Go the one-eyed samurai route, rather than the pirate one, and you're good.




    About sums things up. Also, this series rules.
  17. Pured's Avatar
    I once had a pimple under my eyelid >.>
    Didn't like it at all.
  18. Genesis Rhapsodos's Avatar
    I honestly had no clue this stuff actually hurt or even had an official name. I've seen them on people, but I don't know a single person who had one, other than perhaps my G'pa.
  19. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis Rhapsodos
    I honestly had no clue this stuff actually hurt or even had an official name. I've seen them on people, but I don't know a single person who had one, other than perhaps my G'pa.
    I had an internal stye which means it was on the inside of the eyelid. These are the painful ones. The outer ones just look gross and are annoying where as the inner ones start off annoying, get super painful and you look like sh1t throughout as well.

    Funny thing is, people only starting commenting after my stye burst and everything switched to healing mode. 'Dude...whats up with your eye? Does it hurt? Damn man, you should have that looked at.'

    No one said sh1t when I looked like ****ing popeye and randomly had to get away becuase my eye was watering and by watering I mean excreting that sh1t Reptile spits at you in mortal combat.

    I'm gonna stop typing now because I'm starting to hate everyone I associate with, but thanks for all the well wishes and kind words. Or whatever just happened here.