Do You Know What Else Has Queue's? The Emergency Room, B1tch.
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, 03-21-13 at 01:24 PM (2532 Views)
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So I went cloths shopping today, random department store sale thing. Blah blah blue grey Jeff Banks trousers (probably the most comfortable off the rack trousers I ever put on), blah blah John Rocha Jersey Shawl (cuz the ladies love the granddad chic' look. Yeah totally) some other stuff. I tried them on, very nice, time for the shoes.
Couldn't really decide on any so I just grabbed some sketchers something thingy and asked for a size 9 (stay with it, this gets better....). Tried those on, nice fit, could see me wearing the **** out of these and went to pay.
Basically the guy told me the shoes were at the till for me boxed up and everything so I went to the 'pay here' section and proceeded to go to where the tills at. There was a group of girls being served before me and some guy was trying to return something he bought for his son at the other available till. Apparently the kid didn't like the colour.
Anyway, the girls pay and leave and I step forward and plonk my gear onto the till area when out of the peripheral of my vision I spy a guy also make for the same till. As we our gazes crossed each other like some sh1tty shonen anime split scene stylee, he delivers the classic 'there’s a queue over here mate.' At this point the cashiers training whatever kicks in and she ushers him to the now vacant other till. The guy walks off with a tut.
Meanwhile, I'm kinda in a state of shock. So I say (louder than I anticipated actually, lol) 'what a twat' while looking at the cashier. I than glanced across to where the dude was and he was trying to ignore me and doing the rolly eyes thing. While my stuff was being packed I realised I may have been a bit hasty so I tried to remonstrate with him by saying 'hey if you'd just said something I'd have gone to the back of the queue.' He replies with 'I was before you and you pushed in.' So I come out with 'if you like queues so much, maybe you should learn how to queue up (feel free to use this one). He smirks, pays and walks of while giving me some of this....
Spoiler
Thus proving the original hypothesis that he is, in fact, a twat.
tl;dr - I turn into a neurotic psychopath when shopping on an empty stomach.