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Oh Snap.

Do You Know What Else Has Queue's? The Emergency Room, B1tch.

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Oh Snap.
, 03-21-13 at 01:24 PM (2533 Views)
  
So I went cloths shopping today, random department store sale thing. Blah blah blue grey Jeff Banks trousers (probably the most comfortable off the rack trousers I ever put on), blah blah John Rocha Jersey Shawl (cuz the ladies love the granddad chic' look. Yeah totally) some other stuff. I tried them on, very nice, time for the shoes.

Couldn't really decide on any so I just grabbed some sketchers something thingy and asked for a size 9 (stay with it, this gets better....). Tried those on, nice fit, could see me wearing the **** out of these and went to pay.

Basically the guy told me the shoes were at the till for me boxed up and everything so I went to the 'pay here' section and proceeded to go to where the tills at. There was a group of girls being served before me and some guy was trying to return something he bought for his son at the other available till. Apparently the kid didn't like the colour.

Anyway, the girls pay and leave and I step forward and plonk my gear onto the till area when out of the peripheral of my vision I spy a guy also make for the same till. As we our gazes crossed each other like some sh1tty shonen anime split scene stylee, he delivers the classic 'there’s a queue over here mate.' At this point the cashiers training whatever kicks in and she ushers him to the now vacant other till. The guy walks off with a tut.

Meanwhile, I'm kinda in a state of shock. So I say (louder than I anticipated actually, lol) 'what a twat' while looking at the cashier. I than glanced across to where the dude was and he was trying to ignore me and doing the rolly eyes thing. While my stuff was being packed I realised I may have been a bit hasty so I tried to remonstrate with him by saying 'hey if you'd just said something I'd have gone to the back of the queue.' He replies with 'I was before you and you pushed in.' So I come out with 'if you like queues so much, maybe you should learn how to queue up (feel free to use this one). He smirks, pays and walks of while giving me some of this....

 Spoiler


Thus proving the original hypothesis that he is, in fact, a twat.

tl;dr - I turn into a neurotic psychopath when shopping on an empty stomach.

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  1. Elfa's Avatar
    seems like snappy feels defeated :/
  2. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    Maybe, but I just typed out a blog post on an anime forum calling him a twat. I already called him that irl and I'll be completing the tri-fecta later when I brutally murder him whilst calling him a twat in the dream realm.

    I'm clearly in the ascendance here.
  3. Elfa's Avatar
    you typed the blog post to make yourself feel better. I know you wanted to kill him but you couldn't : p
    but I admit it, when you don't expect it twats like yours always pop up when you don't expect it.
    be happy that you are not a female xD
  4. Ta-Ka's Avatar
    Stop being so british, be a man! should have told him come outside for a manly fight.
  5. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    No one uses one liners on me and walks away. No one! I knew straight away I was in the wrong (I recalled seeing him standing a good few feet away from the till but I assumed he was waiting for someone or looking at the wallets or some such bollocks). I am not violent although I do get very very angry in 2 second bursts on a yearly basis. Mostly when I'm stone cold sober. It hasn't happened yet. But a friend or reletive is usually the catalyst as opposed to random twat person.

    And a department store is probably the worst place to hit anyone. It has more cameras than the spare room Strugglar rents out.

    Stop being so british, be a man! should have told him come outside for a manly fight.
    Being British would entail me actually queuing up properly to begin with.

    And it was raining outside so whatever.
  6. Elfa's Avatar
    I already imagined Taka in a manly fight : p
    Snap those are excuses , you just weren't prepared. : p
  7. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    I think the guy must've been one of your ex's the way you keep wishing I hurt him.
  8. Elfa's Avatar
    No Snap , I am in love with you
    that's why
  9. Oh Snap.'s Avatar
    There's a queue for that too.

    zer0's next.
  10. Zer0's Avatar
    hahahahahaha

    I never thought you were such a bitter/douchy person. Should have just let him go by.

    You have anger issues.


    Jk im worse when it comes to that. People avoid **** with me because of my dagger eyes. Nobody starts **** with me.