Trinitus

And how does it work?

I look up and over and see this mysterious "Blogs" tab. In my deer-in-headlights confusion I find myself clicking it, unknowing of the danger that may be hidden inside.

Up pops sections of other members' ramblings and anecdotes as if they've given their lives for those minute moments of whatever they're feeling while they type away their souls to this obvious conspiracy. Shame on them; but I know better. I am, instead, thinking aloud. What you are reading is actually my thoughts, you perverted beasts. Haha, devils. You won't be obtaining my soul anytime soon. Its a good thing, as I noticed at the time of thinking this mesh of text you are reading before you, that I noticed there was this section for myself to chip away at my life with this unpleasant way of utilizing my free time. As such, I seemingly contradict my statements by saying I will not do such a thing.

Even so, my eyes drift in a clockwise direction towards the "+ Create New Post" tab to my right. Am I giving in? Oh, curse you, curiosity! Why must you take take the wheel in these dire moments that would have me choose between life and death? Now in front of me sits those dastardly comment boxes. My fingers can't help themselves but punch away at the keyboard. Letter after letter, followed by a punctuation or two, with maybe minor typographical errors and grammatical incorrectness.

Welp. Lost my train of thought. Flame away. Ignore. Whatever. I'm sure this'll only attract the weirdos. If anyone.

tl;dr
I just noticed this thing. Doesn't mean I'm going to use it, but whatever. It might serve me some purpose later on. Just sharing my first impressions.

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