Shannon Apple

You know those mannequin heads that hair stylists use to practice on? Well, yeah, my brother, the eejit got hold of one of these. A life-size male head. They took it from a skip. The hair was already cut, so it was no use anymore.

He took it to his friend's apartment initially, where he thought it would be a great idea to build a body for it. He and his friend put a hoodie on it to make it look extra good, put it sitting slumped on the toilet, turned the lights off and left. That night after they came back from the pub with their girlfriends and a couple of other female friends, one of the girls went up to use the bathroom. A spine chilling scream followed. The poor girl in her semi drunk state thought that there was a dead body in the bathroom. Took some time to calm her down and when calm, she beat the head off the two lads for setting her up.

Fast forward to the next morning, they set the mannequin head up in the other friend's bedroom right next to the balcony. He was away for the weekend, so had no idea about any of it. They used a floor brush to make the whole thing stand upright, pulled over the curtains and they left, hopeful that he'd walk in and **** himself. He never mentioned it, so they tagged the guy in photos of the setup in his bedroom, once they were sure he'd seen it, to get a reaction. XD

He got the mannequin head and took it to his girlfriend's parents' house. When he was leaving, he sneaked upstairs and put the head looking out from between the clothes in her mom's wardrobe, so that she'd get a fright when she'd open it. It took her a few days to actually open her wardrobe since she didn't need anything from there.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The gf called him "did you put that head in my mom's wardrobe? She screamed her head off." Oh lol... so mean.

Yesterday was my sister's turn. He put it in her bed and put pillows under the duvet to look like a body. He asked her for the loan of something from her room. The next thing, she screams. "HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT'S THAT IN MY BED." (few minutes of silence) "I THOUGHT IT WAS A MAN! *******S!" hahahahaha! So funny.

Last night when my parents were home, he did the exact same thing in my parent's bed. It was after dark, so he left the door half open. My mom was about to go to bed when she looked in through the jam of the door and saw something in her bed. She comes down to the kitchen and says to my Dad "I think there's someone in our bed, and he doesn't look right." She was white as a sheet. She leads the way and was putting her arm around the door to switch on the light. They were laughing their asses off and she was like "Oh you bastards haha, I thought it was a dead man or something." She took it incredibly well for someone that was terrified moments before. XD

I think out of all this, the funniest thing was the fact that some thought it was a dead guy. I mean, where the hell would he come from in the first place? We live in a quiet area and people can't just walk in XD. He did try it on me, but I knew... haha... I was like "**** off with that head" and you could hear him and his friends laughing. They were waiting for me to scream... bastards. Hahaha! I wasn't the only one that copped it in time though. Some of us are not as gullible.

I think this would have been an awesome April Fool's joke. Might just have to borrow that head. My pranks usually aren't designed to scare people though. But it's too good to pass up XD.