Akio-dono

I realized several things last night. Drunk akio has some beastly dance moves, gets extremely handsy and can black out many times yet still remain standing.

I was at my cousins wedding then reception, once me and my brother had dominated the dancing, we left to go find a club with some babes. Everybody at our party was related to us, old, or both. Anyway after about an hour, we made it to the next club along the beach (a whole 50 meters away) and there was a big queue.

We put some moves on the ladies in the queue to no avail, so we got off the beach and spoke with some cool guys from switzerland. I did not get their names but we shared some high fives and the like.

The last thing before we came home, me and my brother engaged in mortal combat down by the water. We had planned this from the beginning of the night.

So this morning i was unaffected, i had a full english breakfast and went to brunch with everybody who survived the party. I also tackled my brother as punishment when he said he had a hangover (i was watching some japanese mma with breakfast and i wanted to try out a new leg lock i saw)
but the hotel owner asked us not to fight.