Oh Snap.

After arriving home today, I noticed a leaf had lodged itself in my shoe laces. Kinda brown, kinda crinkly, totally dead. I was just about to open the door and let the wind and gravity take care of it when...dunno I just decided to keep it. Because **** it, why not? We've already thrown an entire generation, the poor and the have nots under a bus, must we also throw more leaves before lighting the proverbial bonfire? Enough says I.

Anyway, I've tied a string to the stalk which I've put in a glass of water as a makeshift intravenous drip but its not looking good I'm afraid. Ah well, I'm gonna make sure its last days are the bestest ever. And then I'll smoke it with some Amorous Amnezia Haze and some Wenchish White Widow. Going out in a blaze of glory menage a toi stylee.

Anyone else adopted a leaf?