DUNN x DOLO

On New Years Eve, two rivals stood apart from each other under the moonlit sky. This battle would be their last, as they both promised to vanquish one another this day. This would be the end to their rivalry......for good.

On the left stood the hero of this story and the champion of the people; The Beardman.

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His beard so awesome, so manly, so awe-inspiring as it blew in the wind.

On the left stood the enemy of all things good, and the ultimate rival of Beardman; the Disposable Razor.

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They stood looking at each other for only moments before their battle erupted. Beardman had the upperhand, and was nearly seconds from vanquishing his foe. Suddenly, an unknown assailant jumped from the shadows attacking the Beardman from behind. It was the Disposable Razors partner in crime, Shaving Cream!!

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Together they fought hard and almost were able to keep up with The Beardman's furious attacks, but they both were knocked away. As the Beardman raised his hand to deliver the final blow, a third assailant leaped from the shadows; mortally wounding the Beardman. Who was this mysterious adversary?

Oh No!!! It was a villain Beardman thought was long dead, Hair Trimmers!!!!!

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All three foes surrounded the Beardman and brutally beat him down without mercy.

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Although the Beardman put up a valiant effort, he was unable to hold off all three villans and lost his life.

The world mourns the lost of possibly the greatest, manliest superhero to ever grace the presence of this earth, but fear not humans. Whenever the peachfuzzed face of evil raises its hands to the furry face of Justice.....the Beardman shall be back to layeth the bearded smackdown on those clean faced bastards!!!!!!


Yeah the Beardman died with style....and I had a lot of time to kill on my hands so meh. Hate it or Love it, either way DUNN x DOLO is back b****esssss!