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Thread: Anime Jokes?

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    Exclamation Anime Jokes?

    I have never heard of any kinds of anime jokes, are there even such a thing out there!
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    Never in my life have I heard one.

    I've heard lines played out or references, but no actual jokes.

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    I've heard a couple relating to a specific anime, but never anime in general.
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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Desu

    Desu who?

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    what do you call a 20 something that lives in their parents basement?

    an anime fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
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    Oh dearie, I remember that one. Honestly, the punch line kinda reminds me of a bag of chips that have been opened and left out for a month without being properly sealed.


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    A guy/girl walks into a post...



    Manga does that now and then

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    How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, but it takes six episodes

    ROFL XDD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Hatake View Post
    How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, but it takes six episodes

    ROFL XDD
    So true, does anyone else remember the namek seires? this planet is going to blow up in five minutes! that was a long five minutes like six eps I think. I haven't heard any anime jokes, there is a funny post from youtube in my sig that is making fun of G gundam its pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Hatake View Post
    How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, but it takes six episodes

    ROFL XDD

    I just lol'd xD

    Thanks, Lady_Hatake. That made my day xDDDDD


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    I made a dumb one a few years ago.

    What does Kagome say to InuYasha when he's constipated?





    "S*** BOY!"

    Told ya it was dumb


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    Quote Originally Posted by Teffer-chan View Post
    I just lol'd xD

    Thanks, Lady_Hatake. That made my day xDDDDD
    Don't mention it XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Hatake View Post
    How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, but it takes six episodes

    ROFL XDD


    haha that really cracked me up XD
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    How many goofballs does it take to replace a lightbulb?
    One if you screw him in real tight.

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    what did naruto say to a parrot

    dattebayo

    what did the parrot say back

    believe it
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    I heard this one on a cosplay skit on youtube. It's like one of jeff foxworthy's you might be a redneck.

    if you think orange is stealthy, you might be a narutard. (don't know how to exactly spell that,lol)

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    Ive got one for you! Yu-gi Oh... AHAHAHAHA! *ahem* >.>
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    Oh Oh and another... Ready... Endless Eight! Lololololololol!
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    On the Halo anime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seeker55555 View Post


    LMAO XD
    ROFLMAO! Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. X & Mr. Y View Post
    ROFLMAO! Good one.
    Hehe... here's another one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seeker55555 View Post
    Hehe... here's another one.
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    Ehm, if it is about modivational posters I have plenty of them. But I don' know if they are considered anime jokes..?
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