I'm not really a playboy. :(
why does it matter? does it matter? i dont get why people care.
Sexy girl: "Oh! What's that in your pants?"
Manly man: "Har har! That's actually my psp!"
Sexy Girl: "No the relatively same sized, if not much larger item next to it~"
Manly Man: "Oh that is my enormous penis. Ha har!"
Sexy Girl: "Ohh~"
Manly Man: "So which would you like to play with? And just so you know, my psp is out of batteries."
Sexy Girl "Oh, you~ *giggles and blushes*"

Seriously guys. Yuri Shack forever.